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word game: redefine words
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. cough + ee
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. abdomen + cate
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. flabber + agast
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. explain +nade
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. self descriptive( origin unknown)
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. negl
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. test + ridiculous
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.
keep this up lets see how far it goes..
Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. abdomen + cate
Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. flabber + agast
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. explain +nade
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. self descriptive( origin unknown)
Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie. negl
Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavoured mouthwash.
Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. test + ridiculous
Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.
keep this up lets see how far it goes..
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